I can't help but run over simpleton stupidity when it jumps out in the road right in front of me. From Neal Boortz:

Yup. Looks like our economy is still ripping along. NASDAQ hit a five-year high yesterday. Tech stocks led a rally. In addition, the Japanese NIKKEI index toped 17,000 for the first time in over five years. Our economy is sound and growing ... but you would never know it listening to the whining Democrats. The very fact that I have brought you this news here is proof enough that I am nothing but a hate-monger.

Yeaaa! Nasdaq is up! That's all we need to know! Dow 40,000 baby!! Bring it on! What recession?! Depression? Inflation? Hyperinflation? Bubblemania?

Nah. Chill. This news is all we need to know. How could we possibly be cognizant in regards to economics without these brilliant and enlightening Sesame Street-flash headlines from Boortz and FOX News.