That the L.A. Lowlifes took a drubbing at the hand of the Pistons last night, in game one of the NBA Championship Series. They Pistons had been nearly written off by the media and sports gurus before the game even began.

A word on Shaquille O'Neal. What a fat slob. His face is huge, like that of a sedentary, fast-food addict. He looks like a blowfish. In addition, this is the most overrated player in the history of the game. He's huge, he's fat, and he's impossible to move, but that's it. The man has got no game at all. He gets in the paint, gets the ball, goes up a few inches off the floor, and dunks. That's it. That's his whole game. No lay-ups, no driving, no perimeter shooting, no passing, no real defense (except immovability), just nothing. No athleticism. Just fatness and immovability. He can't even rebound except when the ball comes his way, and he's taller than those around him, so therefore, he grabs a few rebounds. What a bore. This guy stinks. He scores, but he stinks.

I am so happy to see Hollywood's team go down in smoke. I'd be happier if this happens four times.