Imagine the day when you'll need to be licensed to go online. You will be forced to take useless classes on security, copyrights, spyware, spam, and password control. You will have to prove that you showed up four consecutive Saturdays, and listened to some overpaid bureaucrat who knew enough of the right people to get in on this "licensing" thing early on. He's got a business teaching the classes, and he's pocketing the dough.
Cronyism. Government. The stinkin' Nanny State constantly crawling up your &^%$#!*# ass.